Pyran

Mortality

Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:11:28 GMT

Well, my uncle died today, while we were eating Thanksgiving dinner. His health had been fading for some time and he slipped into a coma yesterday. He was a veteran of WWII and a devout Christian. I hope he is in Heaven now, whatever that may have meant to him. Outside of a holiday or birthday, I can't think of a better day to go out on.

Beast Man got AIDS

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 18:22:20 GMT

Shitpiece, Goldbug organise a strikeforce immediately!

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:38:00 GMT

If only we could test it...

Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:15:21 GMT

72%Mingle² - Free Online Dating

Where Are They Now?

Wed, 30 May 2007 18:29:17 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P39b7v1wzfg

Presentations and Speeches

Tue, 01 May 2007 04:11:27 GMT

You will always find out who the dufus potheads in your classes are when it comes time to do a presentation or speech. They will be the retards fumbling over the graphs, charts and sentences that prove inconclusively that marijuana, and more specifically THC is not harmful in any way, and that it should be legalised. That is all.

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:57:35 GMT

Rook had an accident today. He cut his foot open on a piece of glass, severed three tendons and lacerated a vein. They had to sew him back up today and he had to spend the night at the vet. When I went to visit after his surgery, he had just woke up from it and was delirious from the anesthesia. His head was wobbling around and he didn't have his bearing, and when he smelled and heard me (he couldn't really see), he started getting frantic to get up and come with us and started hitting his head on the wall of the cage. I was afraid that he might hurt himself, so we had to leave. He's always been so full of life, it was hard to see him like that. =/

Same road for me too.

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:43:50 GMT

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

I guess I haven't changed much since I took it the first time Jordan posted the quiz.

Madness!

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:32:13 GMT

Mad

You scored 65% mad, 15% wild, and 10% wannabe!

You are clever. You think outside the box. You have amazing ideas, and a powerful wit. Your mind defies comprehension, and people never know what you're thinking, nor can they unravel your master plan. Truly, you are MAD, like a scientist! Keep up the good work.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on mad
You scored higher than 99% on wild
You scored higher than 99% on wannabe

Link: The Fundamental Weirdness Test written by VillageWanderer on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Gangsta Feet

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 21:54:24 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCep9zmBQYM

Thanks Scott

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:14:10 GMT

Comment and I'll give you a letter then you have to post (in your journal) 10 things you love that start with that letter.

I got "Y" so here it goes in no particular order...

10. Yiddish
9. YouTube
8. Yarmulke
7. Yeast
6. Yahoos - from Gulliver's Travels, not the interwebs
5. Yol - If you played WoW with us, you know what I mean
4. Y Chromosomes
3. Yugoslavia
2. Yurts
1. Yesmen - of the corporate variety

Hey Douchebag

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:34:38 GMT

If the situation ever arises where you feel like using "quotations" while writing on the interwebs, probably you shouldn't. Thanks.

To Jordan (and any other sci fi geeks out there)

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:33:31 GMT

http://filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/95a45e26914c25ff862562bb006a85f2/6e86919f31c820c50825722a00689c42?OpenDocument

Erik already said it but no matter...

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:23:21 GMT

Last night was good. Erik and I had an internet conference concerning a book we're writing for a roleplaying game. All of our ideas and work thus far were praised, and we were told to keep it up. The lead game design - who has seen alot of this sort of work - really liked what we're doing. Which is an awesome compliment.

Writing career seems to be taking off just fine. I'm pretty excited. Even Erik didn't have anything negative to say. =P

Awkward

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:31:38 GMT

So, I'm sure any guy can relate to this.

You know how sometimes you might read the words on a girl's shirt, which are incidentally placed over her breasts? During the reading you realise that you appear to be staring at her breasts - the fact that girls know where the words are and understand is irrelevent. Unless your brain doesn't operate as per what is socially acceptable, this provokes an awkward feeling somewhere in the deep recesses of your mind. Maybe I am way off here, but this happens to me. Alot.

This happened to me today. The only remarkable difference between today's encounter with the words/breasts equation and any other encounter, is that today it happened while I was reading a guy's shirt.

Shouldn't some alarm go off in your head when you look down at your chest and realise that your tits are now competing with those of actual females?

Fun

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:59:08 GMT

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

Heh.

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 14:10:33 GMT

Probability of killing, 70%

You have seen much death, either in reality or in entertainment. you may hav killed someone already, or have tried to kill yourself. You probably need to see a psychiatrist for help. Avoid making enemies at all costs, and pursue a happy hobby

Are you capable of killing

Tue, 05 Sep 2006 18:00:24 GMT

Pyran took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Needs recognition. Ambitious, wants to impress and..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

So Seldom Do I Have Any Real News...

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 03:40:54 GMT

It just recently sank in that I am a published writer now. This adds validity to my proposed career as a writer. It feels great, though there is much work yet to be done.

In other news, I am back in school. I even have a good schedule. It feels wierd after being out of school for so long, but it's pretty invigorating. I'd be a bit irritated with myself for being out of school for so long if I hadn't joined the army. Next semester evil_mayonaise will be joining me.

A pretty good week I'd say.

Stupid Surveys

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:42:52 GMT

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days.	✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games.	✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

* * * * *

✓ I have broken someone's bones.	× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	× I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast.	× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair.	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.	✓ I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	× I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.	× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.	× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	× I am shy around the opposite sex.	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	✓ I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie.	× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.	✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends.	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	✓ I have dated a close friend's ex.	× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.	× Democrat.	× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now.	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.	× I have jumped off a bridge.	× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.	✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.	× I adore bright colours.	✓ I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.	× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.	× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.	× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.	× I am extremely flexible.	× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.	× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.	× I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.	✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.	✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	✓ I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk.	× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.	× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.	× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.	× I've gone skinny-dipping.	✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.	× I'm Irish and loving it.	× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.	× I wish I was more open-minded.	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	× I love playing Truth or Dare.	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Iceman.

Tue, 30 May 2006 16:48:41 GMT

You scored as Iceman. Iceman is a very powerful but volitile X-man. His ego and reluctance to follow orders means that he often clashes with Cyclops. Despite being immature sometimes, he's very popular with the ladies and is an extremely powerful X-Man. Powers: Can lower the temperature in areas around him. Basically, he has a near limitless ability to freeze things and make massive amounts of ice.

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Iceman

60%

Cyclops

55%

Wolverine

45%

Jean Grey

45%

Emma Frost

45%

Rogue

40%

Colossus

40%

Gambit

25%

Storm

25%

Nightcrawler

20%

Beast

15%

Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com

Interesting, no? Probably not.

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 19:03:03 GMT

the Cutting Edge
(66% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's
something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making
people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't
themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or
are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

The 3-Variable Funny Test!

- it rules -

If you're interested, try my best friend's best test:
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 84% on darkness
You scored higher than 42% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 35% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Birthday

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 19:57:55 GMT

8:30 Outback bitches.

Birthday

Wed, 08 Mar 2006 19:51:28 GMT

Hey, I think we're gonna try to go eat or something for my birthday next monday. Probably at Chili's or somewhere similar. You people are invited.

Wow, looks like you were right Erik...

Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:50:47 GMT

You Are 98% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

This probably means that there is some sort of stain on my soul.